Here's the thing about Macy Chanel - she's hot. But she's not just hot when she's wearing a sexy bathing suit. She's not just hot when she's wearing see-through lingerie. She's not just hot when she's not wearing nothing at all. Macy Chanel is hot, all the time, no matter what. We are all just going to have to accept this as fact.
The Golden Globes nominees were announced and while we are busy placing our bets on who is going to win what, one thing we know for sure is the list is once again full of hotties. So, let's give the nominees another honor by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Golden Globe Nominees of 2018.
Probably one of the best moments of 2017 for each and every single one of us was Alison Brie going topless in GLOW (2017). Sure, it is a pretty great show, and I know we are all looking forward to season two, but mostly we are hoping Alison Brie will go topless again - this time in more than one episode. And I would say that the odds are pretty good because Alison Brie told Entertainment Weekly she felt the experience was "freeing and empowering." I think we all would agree.
Of all the wonderful things about this season; the freshly falling snow, the glow on the faces of the strangers, and the smell of cookies straight from the oven, my favorite has to be Emily Ratajkowski bikini hot tub time. Yes, there is nothing better to a smile on my face than Emily Ratajkowski rocking a thong bikini while hanging out in a hot tub.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
One minute you're standing on your own two feet and the next minute you open your eyes to discover that you're lying on the floor. Don't be alarmed, Hailey Baldwin in lingerie just knocked you out. There's no point in getting up - when you see it again you'll be right back on the floor.
So, Sara Jean Underwood is totally getting dressed and she's letting us all get a peek, but the real question is... where the hell is she? Is she in like some kind of watchtower? A tiny pyramid-shaped cottage? A crashed UFO? I have no idea where in the world our little nature-loving nudist could be.
To be honest, I didn't know David Hasselhoff had a daughter and while I'm surprised to learn not only does he have one, but her name isn't Kit. But my disappointment quickly faded away when I saw Hayley Hasselhoff rocking some lingerie while showing off her awesome curves. I really do want to make a car joke, but Hayley Hasselhoff's curves make it hard to think.
Even though we are all adults, our eyes still grow wide when see presents under the Christmas tree. That feeling of wonder and magic and presents never really goes away. So imagine for a moment that instead of socks and ties and pants and hedge trimmers all wrapped up in pretty boxes you come downstairs to find Hailey Clauson wearing lingerie under the tree. Odds are you would pass out.
Oh boy, here we go again. Emma Roberts is going around being all sexy. Again. Seriously, it's like she just wants to be sexy all the damn time and let everyone know about it. It's like, "Come on, Emma Roberts, you being sexy again?" Yeah, that Emma Roberts - she can't seem to ever turn it off... and that is so awesome.
The butt, the rump, ass, the seat cheeks, rear end, the behind, bum bum, bottom, no matter what you call it, it all means the same thing. Yes, the rear end seems to have taken a front seat recently so, we should celebrate the year in butt cinema. We've already taken the first trip down memory lane of 2017 by counting down hottest topless scenes so, let's keep on this path and count down the Top Ten Hottest Butt Scenes of 2017!
You know what we really don't have enough of? Olivia Munn in a bikini. It really is one of the most awesome sights we can ever seen and yet it feels like we don't ever seen enough of it. It's kind of a shame there isn't a channel solely dedicated to Olivia Munn in a bikini. But then again, that channel would have to complete with the Olivia Munn in a sexy one-piece bikini channel.
Of course Lady Gaga has an elf costume that includes pointy ears, and of course it's incredibly sexy - but here's the thing... I don't know if it's very Gaga. If she was wearing it out to get a pizza or to some celebrity ball or something, that would kind of make more sense to me.
You know what guys and gals, I'm a fool. That's right, I said it, I admitted it to the world. You see, I'm a fool because this is the first time I've laid eyes on Lais Ribeiro, and that's such a mistake on my part. I screwed the pooch on this one, people. I should have been out there combing the world until I found her because she is way too hot to not be known by all.
This time of year we are trying to be a little nicer. It can be stressful, but it's also supposed to be such a festive time. Plus, I believe there is a small part of us that wants to be good just so we can get an extra present or two under the tree. But for some, being naughty is being nice. Take Bella Thorne and her naughty lingerie that is just so damn nice.
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